Chris Stark’s Blog

Today i decided to go to Dreamland in Margate with mum, bro and sister. Got a call from work asking me to work 5-10 (already had plans to go out so nooooooo!). Got the bus there as my car needs some work done to it before it’s safe again.

So got on bus, at Westgate got the local chavies on the bus thinking there all hard etc, i was sat on the back of the bus on top and just bisically laughing to my self, the amount of crap they talk is funny!

Well Dreamland is still crap tbh, only went on the fun house with my sister as it didn’t seem worth it to get a wristband… so we got tokens instead.

Was nice to have another day out, was a nice hot day and was very relaxing.

Back to work tomorrow, then going out Saturday to get totally pissed and then take Sunday off work to sober up.

// CsTarX

Monday i went to see Gareth and decided to hang about Ramsgate doing very little. His mum wanted a lift to a pub in the evening so we took her and then went to a hot spot where people are known for having sex in cars… and yup people was at it etc.. was walking around Ramsgate town and decided to call Ash to see where he was… he thought i was drunk / smoking some weed as i was in a good mood, i then phoned Dave to ask something about my car and he thought the same… ah well, shows I’m happy again…

Any ways went back to Gareth’s house and had some Smirnoff back (bottle and a half) i got dared to go pose on he’s mum bed and wait for her to come up… so well i did though i couldn’t find a rose and she burst out laughing as she couldn’t believe it…

Was a great night and i did some other things as well, but least that talk about that.

Today i went to Chatham to start looking for somes jobs with Gareth and hes brother, found one in ASDA’s that i applied for but every other supermarket wanted a bloody CV which i didn’t have on me… so i gave up and just walked around the town centre perving… noticed to fine lesbians holding hands and was a damn fine site!

Been busy these last few days as you can tell.

// CsTarX

Was bloody great!

Alex persuaded me to come out after i said no loads of times, so he picked me up @ 8. Went to hes house and met John there and downed a 35cl bottle of vodka between us took about 20 minutes, did 5 shots without coke and the rest with coke. I decided it would be cool just to down them all very quickly and felt fine! (Serisouly).

So off we went to begin the night… after 2 minutes of leaving Alex’s house we saw a park… with climbing frames and the lot… so we deicded it would be fun to play on these for a good 25 minutes (Alex has some pictures on phone that i will upload) John busted Alex’s nuts on one of the play thingies! hahah.

So off we went again, signing dancing randomly in the streets, we hit another park! and decided to do the same as earlier. As we walked via the park i heard a big “SHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”coming from some bushes so i did the same back “Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” then Alex and John decided to shout something along the lines off “Stop having sex in the bush” was funny :D.

We hit Yates first in Margate for some werid drink out of a test tube fingy (Wasn’t white or yellow don’t worry was red infact…) and then we hit wetherspoons for Pimms oclock, i downed these quick again trying my hardest to get pissed quicker! We met up with Steve and Craig at weherspoons and i saw Bryan and Ed from skool.

We then hit The Punch where it was korake night now… for some strange reason i decided to join in signing living on a prayer now i got told no one could hear me so i was probably just dancing like a pratt.. but with all the alcohol i had at the time i couldn’t get a fucking toss.

Later on the karoke finished and the DJ was on. Now i was dancing and feeling up random birds, grabbing birds arses that night and it felt bloody great, i even was dancing around the pole propely (Hey i actualy swang around it twice… felt a bit dizzy as well).

Steve decided to find out when the buses were running to take pissed people home, they wasnt leaving till 3am and it was 2am so i said “Fuck it i can walk home quicker than waiting that long… so well i did) it took me 40 minutues to walk from Margate to Birchingtion… but the walk wasn’t BORING hell not… i decided to call my m8 Gareth though he didn’t answer… so i deicded to call Tom… he didn’t answer… so i decided to call Klegg … he’s phone was off… nearly gave up calling people so i called Jay… where Klegg was staying with… and she ANSWERED! so i spent the whole walk talking to Jay and Klegg saying random bollocks to keep me entertained on my walk home! hey it felt like a 5 minute walk! fucking pay for a taxi night time eh?

Overall this was by far the best night out and next Saturday is going to be alot alot better!

// CsTarX

Hell yea, just found out shes going out with someone else and well like yea wot she said was like bullshit!

Her loss not mine!

Anyways was out tonight drinking plently (the above wasnt realated to this) was just enjoying self and well…

I feel good and finally i can say i’m back to my happy self

The real Starkus is back!

Bring on next saturday when im getting completely wasted

// CsTarX

I’ve installed Fedora Core 4 on my spare hard drive located inside my main computer. Now the only way i see my self learning Linux and the such is to use Linux as my main opearting system, yes you got it. I’m going to try my hardest to run all my daily apps on Linux (cept for games) and see how i go.

// CsTarX

As promised i now finally have the picture thanks to Nick.

Here it is:

Tom aka MATX recieved this email today, I thought I blog it as it was much easier then emailing it and it probably get to more people too

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See what you think and pass it on if you agree with it. We are hitting 95p a litre in some areas now, soon we will be faced with paying £1 a ltr. This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the “don’t buy petrol on a certain day” campaign that was going around last April or May! The oil companies just laughed at that because they knew we wouldn’t continue to hurt ourselves by refusing to buy petrol. It was more of an inconvenience to us than it was a problem for them.

BUT, whoever thought of this idea, has come up with a plan that can really work. Please read it and join in! Now that the oil companies and the OPEC nations have conditioned us to think that the cost of a litre is CHEAP, we need to take aggressive action to teach them that BUYERS control the market place not sellers. With the price of petrol going up more each day, we consumers need to take action. The only way we are going to see the price of petrol come down is if we hit someone in the pocket by not purchasing their Petrol! And we can do that WITHOUT hurting ourselves. Here’s the idea:

For the rest of this year, DON’T purchase ANY petrol from the two biggest oil companies (which now are one), ESSO and BP. If they are not selling any petrol, they will be inclined to reduce their prices. If they reduce their prices, the other companies will have to follow suit. But to have an impact, we need to reach literally millions of Esso and BP petrol buyers.

It’s really simple to do!! Now, don’t whimp out on me at this point… keep reading and I’ll explain how simple it is to reach millions of people!!

I am sending this note to a lot of people. If each of you send it to at least ten more (30 x 10 = 300)…and those 300 send it to at least ten more (300 x 10 = 3,000) … and so on, by the time the message reaches the sixth generation of people, we will have reached over THREE MILLION consumers!

If those three million get excited and pass this on to ten friends each, then 30 million people will have been contacted! If it goes one level further, you guessed it…..THREE HUNDRED MILLION PEOPLE!!!

Again, all You have to do is send this to 10 people. That’s all. (and not buy at ESSO/BP) How long would all that take? If each of us sends this email out to ten more people within one day of receipt, all 300 MILLION people could conceivably be contacted within the next 8days!!! I’ll bet you didn’t think you and I had that much potential, did you! Acting together we can make a difference. If this makes sense to you, please pass this message on. PLEASE HOLD OUT UNTIL THEY LOWER THEIR PRICES TO THE 69p a LITRE RANGE. It’s easy to make this happen.

Just forward this email, and buy your petrol at Shell, Asda, Tesco, Sainsburys, Morrisons, Jet etc. i.e. boycott BP and Esso.

POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!!!

I decided to go out Saturday so i took my car for a spin (needed to fill up with patrol any ways) so picked up Steve upon doing so i did a massive wheel spin at the top of he’s road (didn’t want to stall… don’t like hills :P) and people was looking at me like i was a boy racer… maybe i am maybe i aint, had to drive around to get to Steves.

Got to Margate parked car etc, went to KFC for some foodage and we met up with John and he’s gf Kaleigh, she had this hardc0re pink hat and i was wearing my pink top… so we had a good idea of me wearing the hat to go with my top (looked like a pimp though needed pink shoes) got a picture and Nick should be emailing me soon so i can upload :D.

Any ways went to wetherspoons, had a few drinks etc then went onto the punch and met up with Nick and Alex had loads more drinks etc bleh. Kaleigh took park in the wet t-shirt completion and completely destroyed the shower but won £100 and decided to get completely wasted. I left around 1sh because i was tired and Nick didn’t feel too good after getting of with Claire (she was wasted!)l.

Good weekend, i couldn’t drink because i was driving but i enjoyed my self (not like that… :P).

Over than that been weekend constatly for a week and it’s not going to stop until im satisfied with my bank balance :P.

Today went to Tesco Extra to do some shopping with Klegg, now may i add there are a few honeys working there and omg did i pick the right aisleto work down, walked down and this fine bird bent right over and i was like ‘fuck yea made the right choice’ Klegg said “Bad man” yup it was a nice fine arse and she would defferently get it. :).

That it for now…

// CsTarX

Yup another pay, another huge sum from the overtime yay \o/.

So, i decided to buy my self a custom t-shirt from www.tshirtstudio.com . Here is what it looks like:

Front:

Back:

Special thanks to Klegg for the cartoon picture for the back :).

Also i decided to buy the domian www.chrisstark.co.uk for £6 something , the plan here is to try and get a higher ranking on search engines with my name in the domain :).

Intresting thing happened today on the way to work. Here is what happened:

I walked out of my house up the drive and saw a fast bike zoom past, had a look was a bird on the back with her skirt blown up, got a nice eyeful that made my fucking day, and off to work i went :D.

// CsTarX

I changed the look of the site, and i personally think this style is a lot better than the other one. In case anyone is wondering :).

I’ve also added some new features, i shall be adding more features and such within time to make things more intresting :).

// CsTarX